is a true story. All photographs were actually taken, live, on-location, in-time, and feature no "actors," only real people. We are putting our (again- totally, completely true) story online as a public service. You may contact us
, too, if you would like any Darkness Survival Tips. We have at least three! If you count putting flashlights on both shoes as two.
By the way, Johnson Superior is hosted on Comic Fury