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"What are you even talking about?" said Dirk.
"Look, see, this is a temporal tracer," said Wesley, handing the thing to Dirk. "It pulses out chronological signals, which bounce off of objects and return through the coil instantaneously, unless what they bounce off of has traces of the past or the future. Then they return either slower or faster than instantaneously, and the degree of variance shows what kind of temporal disturbances we're looking at. Don't drop it."
"What's that, then?" asked Buddy.
"This displays darkness-type corruption. You put it over your eyes, and it shows you the strength of the Darkness One- through the souls that the Servant has stolen for him- wherever you're looking. Quite a bit more elementary, really."
"Yeah, that's totally something from fourth grade," said Buddy.
"Listen, kids, this is serious. The Servant is in town, right now, and going crazy. At this rate, the whole city is going to be corrupted in a few hours; almost everyone within a mile from us is already taken. And it's getting worse."
"The note we sent us did say it was going to get real serious, real soon..." recalled Dirk.
"THE DARKNESS ONE IS COMING TODAY!" shouted Jerry. "THE END IS NIIGGHHHH!!"